{"product_id":"funny-fathers-day-card-dad-napping-tv-humor-textured-cardstock-greeting","title":"Funny Father's Day Card - \"No One Watches TV Better With Their Eyes Closed\" - Humorous Card for Dad, Husband, Grandad - Sarcastic Napping Dad Card - Large 6\" Square","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eFunny Father’s Day Card - \"Eyes Closed\" TV Expert\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIs he actually watching, or is he just \"resting his eyes\"? This hilarious card is the perfect way to call out the master of the living room nap this Father's Day.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eOur \"TV Expert\" design features a bold, clean, and modern text-based layout that gets straight to the point. With a mix of deep navy and soft blue tones, it reads: \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"164\"\u003e\"No one watches TV with their eyes closed better than you!\"\u003c\/i\u003e. It’s a witty, lighthearted choice for the dad who claims he’s still listening even when he’s snoring on the sofa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e✨ Premium Quality for the Sofa King\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eWe use high-end materials to ensure this funny card still feels like a luxury gift:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLarge Square Format\u003c\/b\u003e: Each card measures \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"40\"\u003e6\" x 6\"\u003c\/b\u003e (approx. 15cm x 15cm), making it a substantial card that stands out from the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLuxury Texture\u003c\/b\u003e: Printed on our signature \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"41\"\u003e300 GSM hammered-style cardstock\u003c\/b\u003e. This heavy-weight, textured paper provides a professional, artisanal finish that makes the bold blue typography pop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e✨ Perfect for Every \"Resting\" Dad\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eThis card is versatile and works for any man who loves a good lounge:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRelatable Humour\u003c\/b\u003e: Perfect for Dads, Grandads, Step-Dads, or Husbands who are notorious for falling asleep the minute the TV goes on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatile Recipient\u003c\/b\u003e: While it says \"Happy Father's Day\" at the bottom, the message is a classic that every family member will recognise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHow to Order:\u003c\/b\u003e Simply add to your basket! This card comes with the standard \"Happy Father's Day\" message as shown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEnvelope Included\u003c\/b\u003e: Comes with a premium coordinating envelope. 💌\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSafe Arrival\u003c\/b\u003e: Packaged securely in a reinforced do-not-bend envelope to ensure it arrives in pristine condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/b\u003e: Left blank for you to write your own funny (or sweet) Father's Day message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMade in the UK\u003c\/b\u003e: Designed and printed with love in our UK studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003eDelivery \u0026amp; Timing:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFast Dispatch\u003c\/b\u003e: ⌚️ Cards are created and dispatched within \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"58\"\u003e1-3 working days\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eReliable Shipping\u003c\/b\u003e: Sent via \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"28\"\u003eRoyal Mail\u003c\/b\u003e in protective packaging. 📮\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003eNeed a hand?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"24\"\u003eIf you have any questions about this card or our other funny designs, just send us a message—we're here to help you make him laugh! 📺😴💤✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Lottie Cards Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52887597973840,"sku":null,"price":3.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0931\/3206\/3056\/files\/il_fullxfull.7834068100_rrcd.jpg?v=1775563888","url":"https:\/\/littlelottiecardsco.com\/products\/funny-fathers-day-card-dad-napping-tv-humor-textured-cardstock-greeting","provider":"Little Lottie Cards Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}