{"product_id":"i-turned-out-card-sarcastic-fathers-day-birthday-greeting-modern-stationery","title":"Funny Father's Day Card - \"I Turned Out Awesome! You're Welcome\" - Humorous Card for Dad, Daddy, Step-Dad - Cheeky Sarcastic Birthday Card - Large 6\" Square","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eFunny Father’s Day Card - \"I Turned Out Awesome!\"\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe best Father's Day gift he ever got? You, obviously! This hilarious, tongue-in-cheek card is perfect for the child who wants to take all the credit for their dad’s great parenting.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eOur \"Awesome\" design features a bold, minimalist typographic layout that gets straight to the point. Using a mix of deep navy and soft blue tones on a clean white background, it reads: \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"185\"\u003e\"I turned out awesome! You're welcome\"\u003c\/i\u003e followed by a sweet \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"244\"\u003e\"Happy Father's Day\"\u003c\/i\u003e at the bottom. It’s witty, confident, and guaranteed to raise a smile (and maybe an eye-roll) from Dad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e✨ Premium Quality for a Proud Dad\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eJust because the message is funny doesn't mean the quality isn't serious:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLarge Square Format\u003c\/b\u003e: Each card measures \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"40\"\u003e6\" x 6\"\u003c\/b\u003e (approx. 15cm x 15cm), making it a substantial, high-quality card that looks great on the mantle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLuxury Texture\u003c\/b\u003e: Printed on our signature \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"41\"\u003e300 GSM hammered-style cardstock\u003c\/b\u003e. This heavy-weight, textured paper provides a professional, artisanal finish that makes the bold blue text really stand out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e✨ For the Dad Who Deserves the Credit (Sort Of)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eThis card is a fantastic choice for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCheeky Sons \u0026amp; Daughters\u003c\/b\u003e: A fun way to celebrate your relationship and your own \"awesomeness.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMilestone Father's Days\u003c\/b\u003e: Great for a dad who has finished raising his kids and deserves a humorous \"thank you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/b\u003e: While it's perfect for Father's Day, the \"You're Welcome\" sentiment works for any day you want to remind him how well you turned out!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHow to Order:\u003c\/b\u003e Simply add to your basket! This card comes with the humorous message and \"Happy Father's Day\" as shown in the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEnvelope Included\u003c\/b\u003e: Comes with a premium coordinating envelope. 💌\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSafe Arrival\u003c\/b\u003e: Packaged securely in a reinforced do-not-bend envelope to ensure it arrives in pristine condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/b\u003e: Left blank for you to write your own personal message (maybe one where you actually thank him!).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMade in the UK\u003c\/b\u003e: Designed and printed with love in our UK studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003eDelivery \u0026amp; Timing:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFast Dispatch\u003c\/b\u003e: ⌚️ Cards are created and dispatched within \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"58\"\u003e1-3 working days\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eReliable Shipping\u003c\/b\u003e: Sent via \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"28\"\u003eRoyal Mail\u003c\/b\u003e in protective packaging. 📮\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003eNeed a hand?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"24\"\u003eIf you have any questions about this card or our other funny Father's Day designs, just send us a message—we're here to help you share the laughs! 😎🏆💙✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Lottie Cards Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52887597941072,"sku":null,"price":3.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0931\/3206\/3056\/files\/il_fullxfull.7882036569_g0rf.jpg?v=1775563887","url":"https:\/\/littlelottiecardsco.com\/products\/i-turned-out-card-sarcastic-fathers-day-birthday-greeting-modern-stationery","provider":"Little Lottie Cards Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}